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Single Life vs. Married Life

I’ve always thought it was weird how much changes after you get married. If you’ve been dating someone for a long period of time, doesn’t it basically feel like you’re married anyway? Why does a bunch of money spent on a ceremony suddenly change so much? Well, I have no idea why, but I do know that a whole lot changes after you tie the knot. These are obviously super exaggerated examples, because sometimes we just need to poke fun at the weird s*** society thinks happens, right?

1. Weight changes occur

1. Weight changes occur
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3. More sex, despite what the movies say

3. More sex, despite what the movies say
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4. A serious lack of effort

5. Less cleavage is revealed

5. Less cleavage is revealed
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6. People automatically assume you’re capable of handling a baby

6. People automatically assume you're capable of handling a baby
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Married:

 

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7. You have to make some choices

7. You have to make some choices
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8. People get way more enthusiastic when you tell them it’s your anniversary

8. People get way more enthusiastic when you tell them it's your anniversary
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Married:

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9. Pretty much truth.

9. Pretty much truth.
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