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15 Things That Will Offend Serious Control Freaks

I don’t know about you, but I consider myself a fairly laid back person. I can pretty much chill with anybody and have a good time, doing pretty much anything. I don’t like to stress over stuff like that because I believe stress gives you cancer. Not in the new-agey, “I actually believe that” way, but like the old time, down-homey wisdom kind of way. Bottom line, I let things slide. My family is nuts. My girlfriend is extremely “organized” and likes to plan things months in advance, and I, by and large, just roll with it.

However, there are certain small things that make me unbelievably frustrated from time to time. Big things don’t faze me, but little stuff like this? Holy shit, I will lose my mind.

1. Someone At Customer Service Best Explain This One

Are you supposed to wear the vented one on your stinkier foot?

1. Someone At Customer Service Best Explain This One
via reddit / Blick

2. I Hope This Guy Gets CANNED!

I’m a writer. I’ll drink bong water to catch a buzz, and I’m mad enough that I’m boycotting this on principle!

2. I Hope This Guy Gets CANNED!
via reddit / usernamepanic
 

3. Misplaced Meat

The deliciousness ratio on this pie is all kinds of messed up!

3. Misplaced Meat
via reddit / kan3abl3

4. Either Make It To 60 Or Die At 55!

This is like a visual representation of when you’re counting and some asshat just starts yelling out random numbers!

4. Either Make It To 60 Or Die At 55!
via reddit / Rocketbirdie

6. Are You Trying To Get Hurt?

I can only assume that these are packaged by robots, which is further evidence that they’re just screwing with us until we equip them enough to take us on full force!

6. Are You Trying To Get Hurt?
via reddit / NICKERRRR

7. To Some, This Is ‘Modern Art’

To everyone with a brain, it’s just an absolute shit show!

7. To Some, This Is 'Modern Art'
via reddit / Love4Mangos

8. You Can’t Even Call This An Accident!

The only acceptable explanation is that this is the world’s tiniest murder scene!

8. You Can't Even Call This An Accident!
via reddit / [deleted]

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