I stopped crashing parties back in 2014. I was dressed like a leprechaun on a day that was neither Halloween or St. Patrick’s Day, and I threw up green beer in the back of a cab after being escorted from a kid’s birthday party that I mistook as a football pregame party. I have bad friends and I make bad choices. But let’s face it, if you’re going to get blackout drunk and crash a party, you may as well do it in style. Cat shirts, cosplay…NO shirt. Anything that you can put — or not put — on your body that makes you look less douchebaggy and more lighthearted and fun. Because no one laughs at a frat boy crashing a party, but everyone laughs at a man wearing a sweater with a hamster king on it crashing a party (that’ll make sense when you reach #9).
1. I take it his night was LEGEND…wait for it…BLACK OUT DRUNK!
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2. I expect everyone is as turned on as I am.
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3. Nothing says “party crashing” like grandpa throwing up the blood sign.
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4. Is it still considered crashing if you’re bringing them FREEDOM?
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